Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dirty Noise

Me n mah main bvtch @Krumpfest 2011

      WE ABOUT TO GET ROWDY UP IN DIS BVTCH! The school year is coming to an end and I know a lot of you out there need a little extra motivation to keep you on that grind! Skip the adderall and energy drinks (or not) and prepare yourself for 3 cracked out, krunk-tastic tracks.

Get Up ft. Skrillex:

Electro-dubstep-house to electronic music is like death metal to rock music. The two worlds collide as Skrillex teams up with Korn in this hard rock, head banger. Can't say I was ever a fan of Korn but I can say that this is a pretty interesting project. While this isn't a super awesome track (it's kind of over the top/too noisy), I am very interested to see how other artists are going to play off this or what other genres are going to mash together. I see big potential. 

Needle ft. Sirreal:

!!!!! The must-harvest of the day! Another unreal track from Dirty Loud, one of the pioneers of grudge-electro. Very dark track that reeks of evil! This is the reason why parents complain about music influencing the youth hahaha. Smok krak, kidz! it maks u stronger!

Warface (Munchi Likes Moshing RMX):

I've been bit by the moombah-bug. Symptoms include the need for punchy-bass lines and eating dirt. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it. This music just makes me krazy!!!! Me likey!!!!!

Sniffing airplane glue

Oh! One more thing: Save The World is getting released May 13th! Mark thy calendars.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Cutting edge Prog. House

       It's been a while since I've posted any big prog. house tracks so day, we ONLY talk about prog. house. This week Michael Woods and The Ministry Of Sounds (sounds like some Harry Potter shvt) released his A+ residency album which is chock full of unreleased originals, remixes, and collaborations. On top of that, Fedde Le Grand, who has been making an unrelentless comeback, released his latest chart-toppling single, Running. Big producers doing big things. Got a haircut appointment so enough of my squawking, get harvesting:

What's What:


Running ft. Mitch Crown:


The End:

Alright this track definitely isn't prog. house but it slaps so hard so I had to share it with you. Another face-raper from the God of Grime, Tommy Trash.

next time....we eat cigarettes

Monday, April 25, 2011

Gotta get down on Monday

     Nero is back! Continuing from their last massive hit, Me & You, the drum and bass tag team finally officially released their second single, Guilt, off their upcoming, debut album, Welcome Reality (set to be out some time in August). This track ejects huge anthem sounds: soaring synths, tender piano lines, sensual vocals, and big-room bass that will rip through your chest cavity. As Nero continues to birth non-stop hits, mark your calendars for August and expect bigger and better things from the two gentlemen in the near future. Don't forget to add them to your "must-see" list. 

Guilt (Original Mix):

***To all you sound connoisseurs, this track is in 320 kbps goodness (not some internet/radio ripped garbage) HARVEST NOW! 

Innocence (Feed Me Remix):

Feed Me adds a little extra fuel in this remix with a harder driving tempo. Best part is 4:00mins and on. 


Friday, April 22, 2011

Save The World

MASSIVE! Set to be released off Virgin Records sometime in mid-May! Perfect way to kick off the summer.

Can't wait to see the trifecta in Vegas!

Thursday, April 21, 2011


    It's the freakin' weekin' so I'm coming at you hard with big b33ts to blow your brains backwards! I've selected a nice range to keep everyone interested; including the long awaited instrumental mix to Wolfgang's latest track! Get busy!

Raveolution (Original Mix):

Get juiced off this heavy electro track! My favorite part is the eerie build up at 1:50.

Forever (Instrumental Mix):

Its finally here! The long awaited instrumental of Wolfgang's latest project. While this track is a little soft around the edges, keep in mind it was meant to have someone singing over it. Nonetheless, it's still bangs in every sense of the word, ya heard?

Party Rock Anthem (DJ Inferno Remix):

THIS IS THE HARVEST OF THE DAY! DJ Enferno turns the poppy-club track upside down with serious hard-style breaks and a shotgun blast of BASS! Me likey! 

Future Proof (Original Mix):

If you like teeth shattering, call & response dubstep, this is the track for you! Surprisingly, the reggae melody works pretty nicely with the rest of the track. Real dirty, real loud. 

I'm Coming Home With You (Original Mix):

Size Records (Steve Angello's label) recently released two massive house tunes from Carl Louis and Martin Danielle's latest EP entitled, "Little". While both tracks blew my mind, this one was my favorite. Its going to be huuuuggee!!


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Brand New Bingo Players

So, last night, I spent long hours trying to piece together the perfect post to submit to one of my favorite music blogs to read, Gotta Dance Dirty. Today, I went over to their site just to see what was up and I saw THIS <----CLICK! 
I saw the picture and was thinking "HAWT DIGGITY DAWG! ITS THE PICTURE I SENT IN! YESS THEY POSTED MY SUBMISSION!" then I contined further down the page and as you can see, thats not my post but that is the song I sent in etc etc.
I am NOT saying I am entitled to be on their site, seeing that its THEIR site, and maybe my writing sucks bawls.... But I am a little bitter that I wasn't "cool" enough to meet their standards.
Was I too clingy? Its my weight isn't it?!!?! I swear I'll change! I'll be who YOU want me to be.....PLEASE TAKE ME BACK. (jk)
Its a dog eat dog world, my friends.

You might be thinking "GAWD DAMNIT BOY, KWITCHERBITCHIN!" 
My reply? MY BLOG! EFF YOU!

For what its worth, here is the post I sent:

       Everyone's favorite Bingo Players are back on the map with their latest, brand-spanking new single, Cry (Just a Little) off Hysteria Records! The Doctors of Dance continue to spread their infectious style in their latest project by infusing highly addictive vocals over silky, disco-house beats. After listening to this feel-good chune, you won't be able to stop yourself from holding hands with your best friend, skipping around town in over-all shorts while helping old people cross the street. It's quite magical if you ask me!

Cry (Just a Little) (Original Mix):


Crying....just a little,
-Jkilla >_<

Tuesday, April 19, 2011


      YOHOHOHOOO!! I'm finally back after a weekend of getting healed by mother nature. Upon arriving back to civilization, the music world happily greeted me back with the release of MULTIPLE chart raping tracks!!! Instead of doing individual posts on each artist, I've compiled all the tracks in this post as an early Happy-Easter-b33t-basket! Yes, today IS too good to be true. Your speakers are going to hate you after today. 

Encoded (Original Mix):

IT IS FINALLY HERE! After Hardwell's huge success with his monster-collab. track, Zero 76, he follows it up with his own solo-flair in this hard-edged, prog. house monster. The big room sound off this track is AMAZINGjkzxckjlzclksdjfds!!!! MUST HARVEST!

The Bottle Song (Original Mix):

If Afrojack is all over your nuts, you must be doing it right! With big support from one of the biggest dutch producers in the world, DJ R3hab is blowing up the scene with some serious, A+ ear filth! KØP!

All Night ft. John B (Original Mix):

Jack Beats is back with 2 fresh tracks off their latest EP, All Night. Both tracks stick to the classic J-beats sound we know and love: lots of heavy wobble and funky percussion back beats. Bodies will hit the floor. 
This b33t did take a while to grow on me. Give it a couple listens and you'll be back on their nuts. 

Elevator Music (Original Mix):

Harvest's the second track off their EP. O_O

Is it too late for me to start participating in lent?

Sunday, April 17, 2011


WOW! Looks epic already. EDC this year = Coachella minus the durty hipster indie bands ^_^
Tickets go on sale April 23rd at noon! I have a feeling they are going to sell out this year, so don't wait!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

b33t basquet!

^What I'll be doing this weekend

      I guess you can say I'm a little bitter about not being able to attend this weekend's Coachella festivities....but instead of sitting in my room sulking all weekend, I'll be testing my manhood against mother nature's finest. Either way, whether you're passed out in the desert due to the consumption of copious amounts of drugs and likker or in my case, blacked out due to high altitude, may we all have life changing experiences and grow as people! Alright, that last part was just stupid. EAT YOUR B33TS! ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CLOCK OUT! BIG THINGS FOR THIS WEEKEND! LEZZGO!

Louder (Original Mix):


Rope (Deadmau5 Mix):

Deadmao-five adds a dark, prog. edge to the Foo Fighter's latest single. 
*edit: After listening to the lyrics, is the guy asking for some rope to hang himself...?

Ray Ban Vision (Lucky Beard Remix):

Fiery remix of A-track's original! Lucky Beard aka Phra of Crookers turns the swag up on this track times a million!

Away (Arteno Divini Remix);

Arteno takes Markus Schulz latest single and adds louder, dirtier synth that turns the former airy trance tune into fist pumping gold!

"If I die, I pray the lord my soul to keep."
Good luck to all you desert goers. Send me a postcard?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011


    Not much to say except our favorite Swedes have finally released the April Mix of their podcast series! 
Check it out NOW:
You can either just click the play button right next to "April 2011 Mix" or click "View in iTunes" where you can download the podcast and put it on your ipod, a cd, or what ever you want!
I highly suggest subscribing to their free podcast via iTunes. All their monthly mixes are gold!
Cee Lo Green – Fuck You (Bart B More Mix)
Djedjotronic – Fritz (Original Mix)
Lady Gaga – Born This Way (Dada Life Remix)
Calvin Harris – Awooga
D-wayne & Jacob van Hage – Eponym (Exclusive Original Mix)
MYNC, Abigail Bailey – Something On Your Mind feat Abigail Bailey (R3hab Remix)
Spencer & Hill – Beatrocka (Club Mix)
Hardwell – Encoded (Dada Life Remix)
Miles Dyson & Aaren San – Zooloo (Pleasurekraft Remix)
Chuckie, Gregori Klosman – Mutfakta
Cirez D – Tomorrow (Original Mix)
AutoErotique – Freak
Dada Life – Fight Club Is Closed (It’s Time For Rock’n'Roll)
Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike – Dope Demand (Angger Dimas Rmx)
Digital Manges – Manges (Sharkslayer club)
Mightyfools – World Tour

The bolded songs are the tracks that I've never heard/were fvcking awesome. 



Big things to come! (Preview Post)

    Sorry ladies and gents, no b33ts to harvest today. In the next coming weeks, big things are to come from big producers; so I thought I'd go ahead and post some preview material in preparation for this epic month of April. 

First and foremost, if you guys remember, a few weeks back I posted a preview of a collaboration between Afrojack and DJ R3hab (with a 3). Well this guy R3hab (who is relatively new to me) is about to put out some monster tracks in the month of April, so be on the look out:

Crackabaddle & grindonasnobbymodel

Filthy as fvck!!!! Dutch House is the shiieeet. Me likey!

Of course Avicii is pumping out some new tracks. This boy never stops! The craziest part is, his productions continue to 1-up each other. Check out his latest (and possibly greatest):

Just plain beautiful! *wipes tear from eye*
I'll bet you a 100$ he'll be at EDC Vegas this year!

I hope nobody forgot about Hardwell. At the young age of 23, this prodigy is kicking up a storm. If you thought Zero 76 was fvcking nuts, check out his latest teaser vid. for his single Encoded:

What is annoying is that he put out this video almost a month ago and still no downloadable track....
Either way, I'll be first in the eLine when this track finally gets released.

Well, I guess that's enough for now. All these future-fresh b33ts has got my panties in a bunch!!! Shvt is going to get wilder than Compton on 4Loko.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

dy-lon, dy-lon, dy-lon, dy-lon, and dy-lon

     Vassap! Beent a while since I've hit you with some new music! If you don't know who Dillon Francis is, start educating yourself now because this young hustla' is tearing up the scene! What makes him special is his creative production style.While many producers stick themselves in one genre, Sir Francis pushes new boundaries. From moombahton filth to teeth-grinding dubstep, and booty-shaking bass music, he does it all! Below I've included 3 BANGING tracks off his latest EP, Westside. Buy the entire thing off Beatport

Brazzers Theme (Munchi's Fuck That It's Bangbros Rmx):

dshh-dshh-dshh...BraZzERz dot com! (4 lyf3!) 

Beautician (Original Mix):

He gave this track out FO' FREE on his Facebook (Support, give a Like)!! If you're not into moombahton, this dope track has got that fantastic Flux-flavor. Been slapping this the past 3 days. 

Que Que (ft. Maluca):

Oh, did I forget to mention he is currently signed to Mad Decent......DIPLO'S LABEL!!!! Awesome collab. between the two beasts. MUST HARVEST!

Moombahton > Reggaeton

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Forever ft.

     A couple days back, I was lucky enough to witness Wolfgang Gartner LIVE in the flesh; unleashing the beast on the one and twos. His set was flawless; mixing together TONS of new tracks from his upcoming album, as well as signature, old school tracks like his 5th symphony. You're probably thinking " story bro....where the fvck is the b33ts at?". I'M GETTING THERE! As I was scouring the interwebz, I came across his newly released b33t featuring from the Black Eyed Peas. Wolfgang does his end of the part with hard hitting electro-house. My only complaint would hating on his hustle (as many people do) but the vocals are a little annoying and take away from the Wolfgang intricacies. 

Forever ft (Radio Edit):

I'll be looking out for the instrumental version of this bad boy.
Give it a listen, lemme know whatchu think.

Check out some vids from the action Tuesday night!
*Note: All were taken from my digital camera so I apologize for the bad quality.

Brand New Wolfgang track. Its very Undertaker-esque but a banger nonetheless! This b33t is going to be HUGE and his album is going to be nuts!

Finally found an ID for this track. Also fairly new, I think he is mixing in another song because if you check out other vids on youtube of this track, they don't hit as hard. IF this is two different tracks, please let me know what the other track is!

YES! Ended his set with this bad boy. Crowd went ham-boni macaroni!
OH, check out his new stage set up! Daft Punk has the triangle, Deadmau5 has the cube, Justice has the cross, Wolfgang has ......
The Space Station 3000
Another note: On his Facebook page, he is asking his fans what it should be called.
I want everyone to go and write "The Space Station 3000" :)


Thursday, April 7, 2011


    HAPPY THURSDAY! THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK! If you love heavy house, today's post is your day! Fresh releases from Tim Ma-OH SHIT MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!FJKLFDSJLSDFKJLGFS brb

The Moment (Steve Angello Edit):

Size Matters Records finally released Tim Mason's first solo production. While the original track and this edit are hardly different, Angello's edit kicks a little harder. 

Body Crash:

While this track is pretty old, I finally found a 320-extended mix version. The 80's percussion back beat and filthy-bass synth combine to hit harder than a bong load of meth!

Don't Ditch (Original Mix):

Tiesto and Marcel Woods mesh together big room breaks and dirty drops that will blow people through the walls!!!! Köp!

Reptile's Theme (Original Mix):

Just when I was starting to get bored of Skrillex, I came across his contribution to the new Mortal Kombat sound track! This track is more straight forward and has just the right amount of wobble; he doesn't take it overboard. This is NOT a whack ripped version so köp now! Be sure to check out the rest of the album; huge b33ts from big name producers like Laidback Luke, Harvard Bass, Wolfgang Gartner, Congo Rock, Felix Cartel...etc etc. 

Alright, I'm not going to lie, I got too lazy to write a phat intro and used my imaginary cat as an excuse. Sorry/friends?

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Tantalizing Tuesday

    What HUP ya'll! Glad to see that you've survived Monday and to help you keep on that weekly grind I'm hitting you with some A+ b33ts! Brand spanking new releases from Axwell, Rusko, Felix Cartel, and MOAR! You'll feel like a million bucks after digesting these aural monsters! Smile cuz today, EVERYONE is a winner.

Heart Is King (Original Mix):

Do I really need to delve into this song? Axwell has finally released an original production, something we haven't seen in almost a year, and let me tell you, it does NOT disappoint!

The Riddler (Original Mix):

Many people pigeonhole Felix Cartel as a purely-destructive electro producer but little do they know the power this man has! In this song off his newest EP, The Joker, Mr. Cartel gives the critics the middle finger and shows off his skills in a labyrinth of synth and tech-electro filth. Me likey!! The break @3:10 is BEAST! 

I Like It (Original Mix):

Most famous for their HUGE club hit, Barbra Streisand, Duck Sauce does it again with another hard-grooving, disco-house killer! 

Come Again:


Everyday (Original Mix):

I know this track leaked like 3 weeks early but this is the full version off Rusko's latest EP (None of that ripped BS). Man do I love Rusko.

Everyday (Netsky Remix):

Awesome, unique, drumstep by one of the best! HARVEST NOW! go go go go!



Monday, April 4, 2011

Wolfgang's Homecoming

     It can be said with confidence that Wolfgang Gartner (Joey Youngman) has changed the name of House music. He has captured the hearts and the charts worldwide through his intricate, powerful musical presence. After multiple #1s on the Beatport Charts, a few Grammy nominations, and traveling the world to play for sell-out arena shows, the time has come for Mr. Youngman to return to place where it all began.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this Tuesday, April 5th, 2011 @The Graduate in San Luis Obispo, Wolfgang Gartner will be ripping open your ear drums with the heaviest house music alive! Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
Get your TICKETS HERE!!!
Check out the Facebook Event Here!!!
And don't be late because you don't want to miss out on supporting acts by heavy hitter HARVARD BASS and some of SLO's hottest local DJs.

Here are some essential's from Wolfgang and Harvard Bass to prepare you for the utter chaos that shall be ensued:
***Due to time constraints, I left out the player. All are a MUST HARVEST!! (look at download instructions on the right side of the page)******* 


Steppin' Out Undertaker:

Cold Act III (Wolfgang Gartner Monster Mix):


Anthology (Madeon Mashup):

Harvard Bass:
World Class Driver (Harvard Bass Remix):

I Wanna See You (Harvard Bass Remix):

Pruno (Original Mix):

Eat your b33ts

Friday, April 1, 2011

Open Your Eyes Vocal Mix Release

     It's been a while since we've heard anything new from the Mafia but to ensure people that they are still hard at work in the studio, Steve Angello released the vocal mix for his recent hit single, Open Your Eyes. On top of that, Axwell released a Youtube a few weeks back for his brand new single, something we haven't seen him do in almost a year! Big things to come from the Big Three of house music! Check it oot:

Open Your Eyes (Vocal Mix):

The instrumental of this track is still a million times better in my book but I guess this for the kids who can't "listen to 'techno' without words".
*edit: I've listened to the track a couple more times and I will say the vocals are growing on me. Very relaxing and "uplifting".

STEVE ANGELLO WILL BE CHANGING LIVES APRIL 15TH @ RUBY SKYE for his SIZE MATTERS TOUR! If you're in San Francisco you do NOT want to miss out on this opportunity! Get tickets here!!!!

Along side Mr. Angello, AN21 & Max Vangeli will be his "supporting acts". Here's a mind-melting remix produced by these gentlemen to give you a small flavor of what is to come. It's not every day you have such a powerful line up at a club event like this! Don't miss out!
Starry Eyed (Max Vangeli & AN21 Remix):

I didn't know Ellie Goulding could sing like this! shhhhhWING! This one is a roof raiser! People will be going DUMB!

Tiesto anyone? Nonetheless, another huge house track that will most definitely top the charts.


When I say this is going to be MASSIVE, I mean like countries are going to make this their national anthem-massive! No one makes coliseum house better than the SHM. Yeah, its going to get murdered by the radio and college phrat boys, but I guarantee if you heard this live, you'd be curled up in the fetal position, crying your eyes out like a Sally, and telling all your friends how much you love them and how happy you are to be alive. MUSIC THAT MOVES YOU=SHM. Can't wait for the release of this track.  

Making moves