Thursday, March 10, 2011

T.S.I.T.: Thank Shiva Its Thursday

"Eeeey.....Yew Trynuhhh par-D?"

       Sorry for the neglect, I've had to deal with a lot off bullshvt this past week, my head is about to pop. Here's a few, quick life lessons that will save you pain and strife later down the road:
1. Always get a tracking # on a package and if it's important enough, get package insurance.
2. FVCK US POSTAL SERVICE. Mailing a package? USE UPS OR FEDEX.
I can tell you don't care about my troubles and woes and just want me for the juicy b33ts I got for you :( 
This week's Weekend B33t Basket has got a lil sum sum for erryone. Featuring some hot, new trance, booty shaking house, and for you dirty girls, some sloppy dubstep. N_joy

Young Lions (Original Mix):

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Daddy's back and he's taking it back to his roots! Tiesto pulls away from his recent house production and brings back his signature big room, bass-injected tranze! Aka the stuff that mainstreamed edm like no other! While this isn't his best track in this genre, it's nice to see that he hasn't gone completely to the dark side. Rumor on the street, New Tiesto album in 2012! Nice way to end the last year on Earth! 

Sun & Moon (Club Mix):

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It's not hard to see why Above & Beyond have a cult following. For this single off their upcoming album, they bring the big guns out in this turbulent trance track: Mesmerizing chord progressions and stadium bass create a universe of magic and unicorns. If anyone's music is going to bring world peace, A&B gets my vote.

Allllright, time to stir it up a bit....
Timebomb (Mercer Remix):

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This remix caught me off BIG TIME! THE MUTHAFVCKA SAMPLED DR. DRE DSFHDSGHJSDFJKLGHDFSGHJLGFDSHJLKGFHJLGFDJLHKGFDJKLHFGDJKHLFDG
I lost it. Verrrrry creative!!! One criticism: I will say the break down isn't so great. If you're going to sample Dre, people better be on all fours when it drops; sadly, it didn't do it for me. You be the judge.

Fuck You (Bart B More Remix):

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This track finally got released as a single off Mr. B More's JanFebMar11 Mix. The more I listened to the track the more it grew on me. Kind of acidy, interesting take on the original. Definitely worth a listen.

Big Bass Drum (Original Mix):

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Again, the world first got a taste of this massive b33t off Dada's Feb Mix. If you haven't already heard this track, well, lets just say its your lucky day. You know the feeling when you find money on the ground or the milf next door eye-fvcks you while you get the morning paper? Yeahhhhh man g-g-g-giggggidddy go0o0o0o0oo0oo00O_O


Two tracks from a new guy I've never heard of but shvt is HOT! His name is Fytch and he is here to PUMP you UP! 
Earthquake (Fytch Remix):

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House and trance are like fresh fruits, dubstep is like a Big Mac deep-fried, and slathered with massive amounts of butter and Jack Dagnulz. Nonetheless its fun to listen to and gets girls to dance dirtier than ....dirt? I'm running out of clever metaphors :(((

Love Don't Let Me Go (Fytch's Superman Remix):

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AHHHHH ANOTHER AWESOME RAP SAMPLE combined with an old D-Guetta bangz0r!!! Whose the rapper? I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with Feminem. Teeth clencher right hurrr!!!! Awesome b33t.



Excuse me while I got cry about my misfortunes :( and again, FVCK YOU USPS...you fvcks!
-Jkilla

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